The last real band I was in was Ladder, back in 1996. Now, apart from a brief reunion with the lads to play at the wake of two mates a few years back, I’d not played a proper gig in 13 years. Blimey, I sorted that out tonight.

We only played for 30 minutes, but we did pretty fucking good for our first gig: no fuck-ups of any kind, crowd was into us, couldn’t have gone much better. Awesome.